| TAIWAN 2004 JUNE 17 TO JUNE 21.
excuse the bad grammar and sometimes the formatting might be fucked up. half the time writting this i was drunk. so i already had a hard enough time trying to translate it to "proper" english haha.
JUNE 17 DAY 1:
Got on the plane, no hot stweardesses. Slept most of the flight. movies were some movie
where ashley juggs.. err, judd was some detective and yeah agent cody gay ass banks 2 and the girl next door (with a lotta shit cut out). oh yeah that boing movie with meg ryan.
Arrived in taiwan and one of the drivers picked me up, and took me home of course. on the car we talked about his military serice in taiwan, he's a cool guy. err fell asleep watching tv.. alotta shit i missed, but its boring shit.
JUNE 18 DAY2:
Alright, woke up, ate... actually i dont remember what i did this day, all i remember was going on my uncles comp and talking to eddy and how he said denny phoned home from basic training and said it sucked (haha, what he'd expect? disney land? just wait till his soldier qualification). That night i met up with Jordan, (aka pte. irvine of the new westminster regiment.) at some night market. kinda weird meeting up with a white guy that has no idea why he went to taiwan other than to visit an old friend.. came home, watched TV till 3am, fell asleep. oh yeah, taiwanese sure like avril lavigne, saw her video 2X.
JUNE 19 DAY3:
Woke up at 12. lunch was 1210.. kinda embarrassed, took the fastest fuckin shower ever.
faster than any shower ive taken in the army. anyways i fucked around for a few hours and watched tv. avril was on mtv again. anyways my plan was to meet with irvine that night at the 101 tower and party it up. phoned carol (my cousin) for popular clubs. there was a new one at the 101 tower. so i decided on that. anyways irvine called me and i met up with him, fucked around and looked for digicams and ate subway for dinner haha. we took the cab and MRT all over taipei. he told me about this "cool pretty busy" place he saw on the way over to 101, so he took me there. hahaha. to my surprise it was ximen ding.anyways we looked at more digicams and then asked some locals where we could find a net cafe. i asked these two little kids. they didnt know. they came back 30 seconds later and pointed at a sign and said in chinese "there, cant you read that?", i looed up at some characters and thought to myself "what do i look like? a twanger?" hahaha. i thought too soon, right beside it, said "NET CAFE". we chilled there for an hour then headed to "MINT" night club at the 101. cost a hefty 1000NT to get in. but it included one free beer. at first it was kinda lame. 80's music turned techno. hah. fucking twanger skinny fags dancin g(trying to) dance like usher or some shit. anyways as we had more of our morale boosting drug. we started to hit on girls, irvine being the crazy white boy he is, got his mack on. anyways i dont remember much. just that we both had to piss a lot. i dont think ive ever spent and drank that much at a club (before puking). anyways about the 5th piss i took, i came out and washed my hands, i heard a voice "dont mind me" i didnt think much of it till i realised it was a female voice. stunned i turned around. what kinda fucked up place was i in? anyways i saw a fairly good looking chick (or was it the beer?). i laughed nervously and though "fuck am i in the girls washroom?" *wait no.. i saw urinals..*.. anyway in my drunken state i lost track of the asian north American beauty as fast as it would take me to blink. she said she couldnt hold it. didnt wanna wait the girls line. oh ywah another piss, there are 3 urinals. me 'n irvine and some other drunk chinese guy was pissing and we started to talk, pretty funny huh? and pretty gay. anyways found out he was from vancouver too. what the fuck. was the beer making me imagine things? anyways irvine and i got back to mackin on these two chicks that showed SOME interest in us. but being us army guys, and drunk, all girls look the same. as long as they're hot. got my groove on with this abc chick, rubbin her ass against my crotch actin like the american slut she is. then i realised, where the fuck is irvine? i havnt seen him in a while. thats not good. he'd get like drugged up and raped then his body dumped somewhere in taipei. bros before hoes. i gave this abc a round house to the head and she flew across the club and died. ok joking i quickly ditched her in attempt to find a missing soldier. i tried to find the ONE white guy int he club. i couldnt. fuck. i eventually found him outside. i was like "where the FUCK were you?" and he replied "i did something i shouldnt of done". i was like.. *fuck oh shit, gu wak gai will chop us up*. we quickly took off with our steath ninja army skills. he told me that he was with this twanger chick and she was totally ass rubbin his crothc. so he put his hands .. well all over ;). she was ok with it and wen wild and horny so yeah.. things got out of control. after a while she suddeny got pissed at him and went off to this pretty big guy that didnt look.. very friendly, neither did his friends. so irvinee didnt take a chance. getting shanked in a
foreign country isnt cool. anyways it was 3am. he had to go anyways. we took our seperate drunken ways home. im sure the taxi cab drove in circles. i was too drunk to care. irvine lives far far away. i hope he made it home haha. all he had was an address written in chinese to show the cabbie. it's 430am right now. i bet the cab is still going in circles.
JUNE 20 DAY 4:
Ate lunch with my other uncle(2) and his family and my other uncle(5)... one of my cousins is fuckin tall now. what the fuck. he's like over 6 feet tall and hes only 16 or something. yeah carol was there too. anyways carol took me to some cafe and met some of her friends. this jap chick that could bearly speak mandarin or english, these two chicks which one of em was fairly decent ;) and this guy. anyways the two chicks left, so the guy (richard), me, carol and the jap chick(hannah or osmething) went ... sigh.. shopping. i bought a back scrubber thing cuz i cant reach my back when showering :| hahaha.. we went to a jap book store and i saw avril lavigne!....... on a magazine. now that i think about it. she looks like meg ryan in that bocing movie (the hair!) just shes younger. ugh. we bought some alky and went to a night market seafood resturaunt that was surprisingly good. oh yeah, we drank our drinks there hahaha. after everyone went home, i went to carols house and fucked around on her computer. then watched anger management. she drove me home, haha, im a baby, she has to babysit me. oh yeah, that backsrubber works well, i think in my 21 years, my back is actually clean. oh, at the mall we saw this jap weird plant thing. it was in a glass cup filled with water. it was a round green fuzz ball around 2cm radius. and it just floats there. it grows 1mm a year. haha. i want it!. oh some news on the side: a few days before i arrived, there was a shootout between the cops and robbers or something. a robber shot two cops, both died instantly. one in the heart and one in the head. guess what? the cops shot
the guy 28 times. thats 28 exit wounds. thats 56 holes in that guys body HAHA. yeah, btw, that guy died.
JUNE 21 DAY 5:
first day of work. arrived @ 0830. my "job" is to sit, listen, watch, and ask question. i'm
there to learn the ways of the stock market... kinda. mostly futures and some option stuff.
anyways i worked with a guy and three chicks.. well more chicks but they sat across the room from me. Mingus, amanda jocelyn and jessie. amanda is from van, grad SFU, jocelyn.. no idea, but she was pretty good lookin ;). and jessie was the youngest, 26. anyways they were all nice and shit, maybe cuz im the big boss's newphew. whatever. i could abuse my powers now haha.. no. i learnt the very basics of the stock market, ate a "lunch box" chicken currey rice thing for lunch. went home at 430pm. ate dinner, tv, sleep. not much. oh tomorrow is a national holiday. no work. booya. lunch with uncle 3 and 5 and family haha. yeah i name my uncles by number. oldest being 1, youngest being 5.
JUNE 22 DAY 6:
Holiday, ate lunch with.. well the people i just said. after carol, alex (carols 6 foot tall little brother) and i went to ximen ding. and watched around the world in 80 days. hey i was bored. we then went shoe shopping, but being me, picky as hell, i didnt pick out a shoe. we ate tempura for dinner then i went to carols house. played soem freaky jap came on PS2. i turned it off, too scary, too much like the ring. then i played some game where you're a mosquito trying to suck blood HAHA.
JUNE 23 DAY 7:
went to work. icq, msn, revscene as usual. learnt a bit more at work, came home. slept, ate, tv, sleep.
JUNE 24 DAY 8:
SSDD. oh i watched "the last castle". about a military prison. it was good shit.
JUNE 25 DAY 9:
same shit at work.carol, richard and i went to some weird lamb meat resturaunt. it was really good shit. really good. i love that shit. anyways, met four of richards friends (i guess they're carols friends too haha). one was a guy. so ill skip him. one of em looked jap (not nesessarily a good thing, dont remember her name). the other looked major twanger (irene). the third chick was... ;). she dressed pretty NA. hairstyle and everything was pretty NA. man i fell in love. the first actual hot chick ive seen in taiwan. (sophie) anyways after dinner we went to a pub with some live band that kinda sucked. but just my luck. that hot chick had to go home. god damn. anyways the pub was really to kill some time cuz carol and i were going to PLUSH (another club, on the 12th floor of some big mall).. it was her friends bday. anyways by now ive had 3 drinks. so ok, off we go to plush. richard phones and says hes at party room, antoher club.. right beside plush. we go visit richard since we had a reservation, we get in for free. said "hi" looked around and said "this sucks" and left. haha. plush was so much better. they even had a plack MC. AHHAHAHA. anyways i really dont remember much. i'll let the pics explain (oh wait what pics?! haha dont worry, its just of lots of puke). had
too much to drink. came home.. turned on TV. oh yeah brushed my teeth the best i could. i woke up.. it was still dark.. the tv was still on. static. i turned it off, went back to sleep.
JUNE 26 DAY 9:
shit i dont remember what happened. oh yeah, visited my grandma and grandpa (moms side). then after i went with my moms friend and her kids to dinner, then net cafe.. rs, msn.. etc. then at 1200 me 'n carol went clubbing.. again AHHA... to MOS. what kinda idiot names a club MOS!? well silly me, when i arrived there, i see four spot lights, a light projected "MINISTRY OF SOUND" on the wall. i think to myself "SWEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!". the lineup was HUGE. but it moved fairly fast. inside they have the main floor which is HUGE. like the plaza's main room. perhaps bigger. the third floor is the size of a normal club, and played hip hop and other shit like that. the 2nd floor was part of the main floor and just consists of private party rooms. anyways the effects were cool, they had fires, sparklers and all that other shit. for the "beers" they only served heineken and smirnoff ice/black.which kinda sucks. anyways thats about all i remember. as i reviewed the pics i took, appreantly some of the same people (who i still have no idea who they are) were there as well. i didnt barf this time! hahaha, when i got home.. the sky was bright.. it was like 530am.. i stumbled upstairs nearly killing the cat, and falling down myself.. and then my mouth started salvating like crazy. i knew that sign. ive had that before. i ran the the washroom and puked. yeehaw.
JUNE 27 DAY 11:
woke up at 530pm. "dinner" consister of 8 dumplings. mom's friend came to pick me up. went to her house and hung out with her kids... came home and tv till 230am.
JUNE 28 DAY 12:
WORK. home, eat, tv, sleep. SSDD.
JUNE 29 DAY 13:
work, but after work me and 3 co workers (the chicks) went for spicy hotpot. yeah it was
fuckin hot and spicy. but GOOD. i had the ring of fire the next day. awsome.
JUNE 30 DAY 14:
WORK. Yeah, my stomach hurt today. after dinner i went to the airport and picked up my grandma, who was returning from shanghai (dads side).
JULY 1 DAY 15:
work. After dinner i went to ximen via MRT. went and saw spiderman2 with carol. saturday we're going clubbing with richard and his friends.
JULY 2 DAY 16:
WORK, HOME, SLEEP, DINNER. but todays dinner was different.. i was going to eat dinner with my cousin, my moms side, i havnt seen her for over a decade.. really. when i was small we'd always play together with her older bro. they were like my long lost big bro and big sister. i couldnt wait.. kinda, kinda nervous. i havnt seen her for so long other than in some pics, so i didnt really know what she looked like. she picked me up via cab. she brought her
friend, eris, with her. (my cousin doesnt have an english name so.. yeah haha i dont know what to call her, so i just call her pei4 pei4). had some taiwanese cuisine dinner stuff. after we went to a fairly fancy publ. minimum 500NT per person. surprisingly we got along very well. we talked about all kinda of stuff. anyways we plan to go clubbing next weekend.
JULY 3 DAY 17:
slept in, woke up, ate. the plan is to go for dinner then clubbing. and thats what happened.
went to some chinese resturaunt that was too expnesive. people that were there: carol, richard, me, irene, roger (richards cousin from L.A.), and these two girls (forget their names and a guy whos name i also dont remember.) anyways, roger, who graded from UCLA that year, was an ABC. so i had someone to talk to. we got along pretty well. so after dinner, irene, one of those chicks, carol and i, had a pretty gay and sweaty 45 minute walk to the club. sweating is bad. anyways the club was good. roger called a few of his american
friends, and richard had more friends come. we had two tables reserved. we had around 25 ppl total. promised carol i wouldnt show her my warcry for the 3rd time. infact i didnt wanna puke anymore. too much puking not good. anyways carol left early, she isnt really a party type person, so i felt kinda bad always going partying, since she basically had to watch over me haha. i hit the bar again. and again. and again. shit i swear, if i had ONE more drink, or just sniffed whiskey, the whole club would have seen my viper hidden dragon style warcry. anyway, sophie showed up sometime that night. being that chicken shit i am, i didnt make my move. but i soon realised if i didnt, one of those old sack of shit losers would. i had to show em that this young blood had some game! so i sat down down and talked with her, you know small talk, couldnt hear half the shit she said. anyways, the enemy force consisted of four guys. those four guys could comprimise the mission, and must be eliminated at all costs. OPFOR 1: some guy that dressed and look pretty sleek and he looked like a major player. pretty buff, girls would consider this guy a hunk i guess. he was the biggest thread. OPFOR2: some hot shot dancer bitch that kept pulling her to the dance floor, fag. OPFOR3: mr unconfident, quiet, weak but could somehow always chat her up anyplace she was, he was the least of my troubles. alright, MISSION: primary objective, home base, but i had to be realistic, and i lowered the mission to just eleminating the opposing force. secondary mission was... whatever, i'll probably be too drunk. Mission review: OPFOR1: didnt know how old he was, but he was actually the easiest to get rid of. after watching him observe HIS target for sometime.. i came to an estimate that he was somewhere between 22-28. anyways he came in for the kill, he talked to her for like 1 min then left. wow, i didnt even have to do anything. i guess my manly aura of manliness was too strong for him to handle. anyways she turned to me and laughed, "hahaha" like that. she said he thought she was 21. i guess either mr hercules doesnt go after older chicks, or he likes em young. i guess he was younger than 26. OPFOR2: he asked her to dance, a lot, too much. what an ass. he shoulda joined his hercules boy on the couch of fags. anyways whenever he asked her to dance, she would come back. at first not so fast, but eventually he had his exciting 30second dances. she left and came back and sat down next to me, had a few drinks, then grabbed my hand and said lets dance. ok what the fuck. no. no. i hate dancing, but i was drunk, she was hot. I didnt care. well ok at least i got rid of another guy, i never saw his ugly face again. i'll try to get to OPFOR3 later, for now, back to the party. met irenes cousin, she had to be north american. the way she talked, danced and dressed. she ws my age. oh wait no, im wrong. she was 25, i guess i was too drunk to understand. what the fuck everyone is older than me. anyways i was wrong again. she was pure taiwanese. where the fuck does everyone learn to speak english so well? what the fuck? none of them went to the american school here either. anyways i totally dont remember her name. anyways danced and drank a bit with her. then went back to the mission. irene, 28, STILL had a curfew of 230am. sucks to be her!. she left her cousin in my hands. hah. but soon after she had to leave, when she kept getting SMS msgs for her to get her ass home because irene got in trouble for leaving her haha. anyways we said our byes and she fucked off. sophie and i talked, drank , and had our shares of laughs for the next few hours.. har har har, anyways. once in a while, OPFOR would cut in with his pathetic attempts to steal sophie away. actually he had a use, id let him cut in for about 1 min while i went and took my pisses. fuck too much alcohol. after a few more hours of this, we were both pretty fucked up drunk. richard wanted to go sing "k"... OKAY WHY NOT! ITS ONLY FUCKING 300AM! haha. i went with him along with roger and his american buddies and sophie. oh yeah this other chick and guy went. anyways by the time we left, OPFOR3 had no chance, went home, and sophie was following me around. hah no singing for him! i guess i ruined his little mission. anyways fuck, i swear i almost died in that taxi cab. crazy taxi 3: taiwan. but no reset button and only 1 life. sure it was like 3am, the streets were kinda quiet. but 110km/h in taipei city is crazy, especially 45km/h turns! WTF!? I got off that taxi asap. anyways i tried not to drink at the kareoke place. but i did, sophie wouldnt stop playing some weird taiwanese drinking game with me. i mean everyone else was playing some other crazy game i couldnt understand. anyways she kept playing none stop. over and over agian. fuck i was gonna pass out. i thought "ok i dont wanna show you my warcry, and i dont wanna see yours" luckly we were only drinking apple cidra mixed with the cheapest fucking taiwan wine. it was SO diluted i could bearly tell it was alcoholic. richard even tried to trick me and say its just apple drink. well actually i couldnt tell it was alcoholic till i was told. i gotta find out the recipe!!! anyways i could see the alcohol taking its toll on sophie. she was red, but now she was white. anyways the rest of the guys and girls went crazy, they were in their own little drunk singing world . i was like holy shit. kareoke aint bad when everyone is drunk and just drinking like mad. hahaha. it was pretty funny. anyways it was just me and her sitting there doing our thing till like 5am. at that time half the people were asleep and the other half were so drunk.. id ont know. everything was so fucked up. i could bearly notice what was going on. drunkness is not good. it messes up my sense of reality and suddenly sophie was not of importance to me anymore. i just started laughing and doing retarded things. i guess that wasnt too smart. anywas i was pretty much fine by the time i left, everyone else was FUCKED. fuck as im writing this, guess whos on tv? avril, shes getting on my nerves, shes on every fucking channel. anyways i dont think richard liked the idea of me and sophie taking off toghether and the fact that im 11 years younger than him and was getting my mack on with one of his friends haha. anyways being the non-violent conforming type of guy, i accepted the taxi ride with richard roger and sophie. anyways richard seperated us and stuck roger inbetween us in the cab. fucker, haha. you know what? avril is on again. fuck. anyways i was fucking tired. i said my byes, sophie was passed out in the cab, whatever. i went home. id say mission accomplished. you know i dont even know if she has a BF. hopefully she isnt like this with everyguy and doesnt have a BF. or id have to kill him. i guess ill call her up sometime since i got her number and shit. u know im proud of myself... I DIDNT PUKE! hah. you know i realised, the nose makes one attractive or ugly, and avril has a fairly nice nose. yes shes on again. it's like all MTV asia plays. i hate girls with hippo noses.
JULY 4 DAY 18:
suprisingly i didnt sleep in till 6pm. i got up at 1pm. ate, and headed out with my moms friend, her husband and kids. i wanted some crocodile or lacoste shirts, so we went and looked for cheap fake ones. none. actually i needed socks, and i got some, and two crcodile black ones. haha not much done today, it was my cool down relax day.
JULY 5 DAY 19:
SHIT, it's monday already. SSDD. talked to sophie, richard, irene all day on MSN, oh yeah and chris (quickfini) and victor, cindy and carol (all my cousins). funny cuz everyone i just listed was at work, but everyone is on MSN. haha. man, richard, sophie, and irene get two hour lunch breaks. fuckers. i get lunch.. i guess whenever i want for how long i want haha.
JULY 6 DAY 20:
on the drive to work, my uncle offered me an opportunity... if i wanted to come to asia
(taiwan or china). he would provide me with a continuous income, and take care of all of my living expensives, under two conditions: 1) i wanted to come to asia. 2) i learnt chinese. okay.. okay, so they arnt really conditions, they're more like musts, to survive here. we had a long talk about opportunities in vancouver vs asia..etc. he said he'd pay for my schooling here.. everything. now everyone knows i'm a guy that doesnt like radical changes in my life, althogh some actions of mine dont follow that (joining the army). but this was very appealing and interesting. but i dunono. i have two goals to accomplish in vancouver, actually three: 1)finish my degree, or at least my diploma, i dont wanan drop out again. 2) reach at least the rank of master corporal in the army (fuck maybe corporal. im not that hardcore). 3) screw as many girls as humanly possible. i'm no where near any of those three goals. perhaps after university ill come, sure ill miss van and everything... but like my uncle said "it's easy to make a living here in taiwan, but it's hard to become rich anywhere. if you know you cant get rich in vancouver, why not take a chance somewhere else? you have to take risks, some people find asia dirty and would rather live in a place with beautiful mountains and lakes. but some people see asia as an opportunity.mountains and lakes will always be there, but opportunities will not. when you're bored here, then go back"... well not exactly like that, but similar. it really got me thinking, fuck i hope they invent teleporters real soon.WHOHOOO earthquake at work. i twas a 5.8 north east off the coast of taiwan. taipei only felt a 3.0. i was on the 5th floor so it swayed a bit. i didnt know what was happening till someone said EARTHQUAKE! i grabbed my desk and screamed like a little girl... then quickly shut up.. and pretended nothing happened.. weirdly enough everyone just continued working normally... earthquakes like these happen on a regular basis. yeah, it was awsome. earthquakes and typhoons kickass.
JULY 7 DAY 21:
SSDD. oh watched young and dangerous 96 and 97 tonight, a few days ago they played born to be king. all good old memories. i like taiwan TV. other than the fact that the cartoon network is all dubbed chinese. kim possible was a bit weird to watch in chinese, even the theme song was in chinese. umm.. thats it. oh no wait, everynight since ive been here, this noisy cricket like sound has been coming from my grandmas room. sometimes during the day. i thought it was her AC fan broken. guess what it is? THEY ARE CRICKETS. they're my grandmas pets. HAHAHA. they live in these little individual glass cages and you can slide the floor panel out to clean and feed em. its kinda neat. my grandma says it feels like shes sleeping out in the mountains. i can tell she likes em a lot, they're fucking noisy. i duno how she can stand em.
JULY 8 DAY 22:
Shit, no paty tomorrow night, pposponed till the 16h. dinner, but sophie cant make it :'( oh i posponed my flight from the 16th to the 21st. fuck, i dont wanna go back... yet. went to the grave yard in my uncles carrera. not as fast as a vette :p the grave yard is exactly the same as the first time i saw it. my uncle says they should amke a pool and tennis court cuz its so nice there haha.
JULY 9 DAY 23:
Yep, no party. but actually guess who showed up for dinner? har! :D it's gotta be the fact that im tTOOO SECKSY! oh before that dinner, i went to dinner with my co workers. some jap bbq do it yourself place. it was good. the cow tongue! oh shit that was so good. anyways then dinner with carol, sophie, irene, richard, roger and two of richards friends. yeah. i also found out (during work) that sophie and irene were going to HK for the weekend. so i couldnt ask her out anyways. yeah dinner went well.. kinda.. i was really full haha. richard is a fellow fascist! we shared some jew, and black jokes over the table. haha funny shit. anyways after dinner everyone had to go home ;(. had to pack for tomorrow. damn, anwyays roger carol and i had nothing to do. so we.. decided to invite ourselves over to richards place. fuck it was a pimp apartment. while richard fucked off to do somethign for an hour, he came back we watched the 6th sense on TV> carol never seen it.. OMGWTFBBQ?! anyways we're gonna make her watch the ring (american version of course, both roger and i agree that the jap verison sucks shit.) after that we went home.
JULY 10 DAY 24:
woke up at 3pm. after lunch i phoned carol and headed out. i wanted to watch some new korean movie about the korean war. but that theare didnt play that. we watched mean girls instead :S ... actually it was pretty funny. not bad at all. lindsy lohan has implants. no way those could be real. dinner was at a jap style hotpot. carols jap friend came again. now she says shes 30. last time she said 21. she says next time she'll be 25. fuck i cant tell. she'll tell me at the party. bah whatever, after dinner i joined pei pei at mint.. two of her friends were doable, actually they were all her co workers. she ended up paying for me again. taxi ride home i insisted that i pay. so i did. i stuffed the money in her and and i wouldnt let her give it back and then i ran off. haha. she said she'll accept it only if i ask that someone out, WTF? how did she find out?! (yeah i have a big mouth, whenpeipei
looked through my cam, she asked who "the pretty girl" was).. yeah i asked peopei to come to fridays party. ill replay her back there, ill stuf money in her purse or something. i feel bad when she pays for me. she doesnt exactly have disposable income.
JULY 11 DAY 25:
woke up at 3. ate instant noodles for lunch (OH SO GOOD). anwyays went to my moms friends house and used their comp. webcam chated with riley, dave, ryan and my cutie quickfini (it's an inside joke, i swear im not gay). went home at 10. ate fruits, instant noodles and watched tv.. slept.
JULY 12 DAY 26:
SSDD. the ring and event horizon were on back to back yesterday night. i watched event horizon and i decided to skip the ring. i fuckign hate that movie. scares the shit out of
me.
JULY 13 DAY 27:
work was.. the same. carol and her family came over for dinner. umm. oh yeah, today i woke up with the worst stiff neck ever. the whole day was torture. at night my uncle brought me to this massage place. it felt good (IT WAS A REAL MASSAGE PLACE haha). they used this sucktion cup shit on my back. now i have four or five black swollen circles on my back. i must admit, it works though. its almost completely gone now. i gave carol a call and we talked about shit for a long time. found out info and stuff that would be to my advantage. also heard alotta dissapointing news. i wont go into details, but yeah.. dissapointing. i think im gonna go back to van empty handed.
JULY 14 DAY 28:
each day that passes, i feel like going home more, taiwan is sucking ass. maybe this friday will change my mind. BTW did i tell you i hate girls? god damn bitches.
JULY 15 DAY 29:
better, but not. cant wait till tonmorrow night. drunk ass time.
JULY 16 DAY 30:
i dont.. remember... okok dinner with richard an friends, a new girl showed up. decent. and this guy that looks like an uglier version of andy lau. after it was party at richards house. a buncha people i didnt know showed up. peipei and her friend showed up too. roger and i got piss drunk, really piss drunk. i passed out there.
JULY 17 DAY 31:
woke up at 1030 in a not so good mood. roger, richard and i cleaned the house up. holy fuck. now its cleaner than it began with. roger went to warner village to get tickets to "house of flying daggers"> i went home showered and changed. ate lunch with roger and richard. rogher and i went to guang hua sang tsang. a cheap electronics place. bought two webcams and an x-box game. oh and this swiss army credit card thing. rogers friend showed up too, she was at KTV that night. anwayys carol joined us at warner village. The movie sucks ass. after carol
and i rushed to dinner with family. it was a pretty big dinner and we were late. we felt stupid haha. thats ok. we had bejing duck. after i hung out at carols for a bit. then we went to see ANOTHER movie. taegukgi. the korean war movie. i liked it a lot. it was way better than house of flying shit. went home after.
JULY 18 DAY 32:
woke up at 330. msn, rs, icq. the usual. at night i ate with carol and richard at an italian place. pizza! tabasco! OMFG! i havnt had food this good for a while. went to the shelin night market. bought this stupid robot toy hah. went home and slept.
JULY 19 DAY 33:
Took a day off work. ate lunch with richard. then visited my grandma and grandma (moms side). dinner wth my moms other friend who used to live in van a LONG time ago. we ate tapanyaki. went home after.
JULY 20 DAY 34:
went to work. had lunch with moms friend again, we had spicy hotpot. went back to work. scored myself a date with sophie. panicked for a bit. dont know where to go. richard helped out. picked a jap resturaunt and reserved a spot under my name. after work i went home and cleaned up. i went to pick her up and surprisingly she asked if i wantd to try a differnt place. i said sure (is it my date or hers? fuck) we go tthere and she ordered for us. cuz the menu looked like gibberish to me. i could read the numbers though. thats all that mattered HAHAHA. so yeah ordered some shit and ordered some beer (hey it wasnt my idea, i didnt wanan drink. but i did anwyays cuz beer is good). i picked up the bill, to my surprise it was only 1800 between us (about 72 canadian). much better than the resturant richard suggested (he told me 3500-6000 HOLY FUCK. ithink i know which jap resturant it was, my uncles go there a lot. and the bill is usually almost 1000cdn each time. fuck that shit). she offered to pay the bill to the cab and for dinner. hey maybe she isnt so bad afterall. she reached for the cash. i always look for that. anyways we had 2 hours to kill before we hit the bar with some friends. we took a walk and talked... passed by a few hotels.. fuck haha. :p. anyways then what do girls like to do? god damnit shopping. we passed by a pretty big mall and well.. went shopping. im keeping my wallet in my pocket this time. she bought some shit. holy fuck that skin care cosmetic shit is expensive. haha, if i was a girl. id cheap out on that shit and be ugly instead. it was like 3000NT for these two little bottles of shit. yeah if i was a girl, id have rock hard skin. yeah we did our shit and headed to the bar eventually. yeah everyone was there when we got there. sophie had to leave early due to work, report due tomorrow and she left work early to go for dinner. so whatever i let her go. i was so drunk at that point anyways. i get drunk at the worst possible times. i walked her to the cab and off she went. i went back and guess what was waiting for me? a flaming lamborghini. fuck. i drank it. then some red wine. ok i was TOTALLY FUCKED> i passed out. when i woke up i rene and corl were dragging me up the stairs. when i got home. i let my warcry out. passed out on the bed. fuck i was so fucked that night. hahaha i left a lasting impression ;)
JULY 21 DAY 35:
woke up, ate, packed. said my goodbyes via phone. now im on the plane as i write this. the end. actually to my right is a jap chick and to my left is an australian chick. not bad.
all in all, i spent around 750CDN on clubbing alone that month.
as for pics, well if you know me, you'd already know where you could find the pics ;P
i'm probably not gonna update for a helluva long time.
vegas made up for the lack of chicks i got in taiwan. |
